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ronbabcock: I was at a beach recently watching the seals, when one of the male seals got up and lumbered over to one of the females seals. He then tried to “make it rain all up inside her.” This was in front of a crowd of families with small children. The park volunteer next to me said, “Oh look! They’re mating.” Mating. I think “mating” is a weird word to use because mating donates consent. And a seal screaming doesn’t sound like consent. We all know what the word “NO!” sounds like in any language. I then realized that the entire Animal Kingdom is built on a rapey foundation. What I’m trying to say is all seals are rapists, especially the one who raped Heidi Klum. How else did he get those scars on this face? 

ronbabcock:

I was at a beach recently watching the seals, when one of the male seals got up and lumbered over to one of the females seals. He then tried to “make it rain all up inside her.” This was in front of a crowd of families with small children. The park volunteer next to me said, “Oh look! They’re mating.”

Mating.

I think “mating” is a weird word to use because mating donates consent. And a seal screaming doesn’t sound like consent. We all know what the word “NO!” sounds like in any language. I then realized that the entire Animal Kingdom is built on a rapey foundation.

What I’m trying to say is all seals are rapists, especially the one who raped Heidi Klum. How else did he get those scars on this face? 

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