My weight fluctuates rapidly. It took me 10 minutes to figure out how to spell fluctuate.

I try to make money in Los Angeles.

Kiss me. My herpe is gone.

JoshMcDermitt.com

 

iangary:

I will excitedly pet any pit-bull, unless it is being walked by a black person. Then, I am terrified. #SituationalRacism

What if you’re on an elevator with Michael Jordan, Eddie Murphy, and a pitbull? Then what?