My weight fluctuates rapidly. It took me 10 minutes to figure out how to spell fluctuate.

I try to make money in Los Angeles.

Kiss me. My herpe is gone.

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At DFW airport

Lady 1: My neighbor told me that the press is lying to us, that the government is keeping the truth about world conflict from the headlines to appease us and keep us from rioting in the streets.

Lady 2: Your neighbor sounds like a dumbass that can't use the Internet.

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