My weight fluctuates rapidly. It took me 10 minutes to figure out how to spell fluctuate.
I try to make money in Los Angeles.
Kiss me. My herpe is gone.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Me: I always say I'll bring less crap.
Guy in line: And I always end up behind someone like you.
Me: I get that you saw the movie, but that doesn't make you George Clooney...
TSA guy: oooohhhh BURN son!