My weight fluctuates rapidly. It took me 10 minutes to figure out how to spell fluctuate.

I try to make money in Los Angeles.

Kiss me. My herpe is gone.

JoshMcDermitt.com

 

At LAX security check

Me: I always say I'll bring less crap.

Guy in line: And I always end up behind someone like you.

Me: I get that you saw the movie, but that doesn't make you George Clooney...

TSA guy: oooohhhh BURN son!

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